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Snow
Dakota has been loving it. Today, we had strong winds overnight and this morning, and they had blown the snow on the fields into some wonderful shapes, sculpted into very aerodynamic berms of snow, some 4 feet deep. He was pouncing on the top of the…

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Snow
The dog walks have been nice last few days, if a bit cold send windy!

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Snow
We've had 6 to 8 inches in N E Essex over the last two days (Oh, Matron). It has been sunny though and the snow is not our usual type but much more soft and powdery like Europe has at higher altitude ski resorts. I also like the sound deadening…

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What are you listening to now?
I was watching the Old Grey Whistle Test 30th anniversary ( since its last broadcast) and saw Kiki Dee. There's a blast from the past. She sang this from her early career.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
I was thinking of Barry Chuckle

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
You do not know my name is not Barry! To me - To you.

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The Sex Ed Thread
Well, it would have to be your pie, giggity! I'm sure some agreement could be reached over the r

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Well, not a drug taker ( far too much of a control freak for that) but have been to Amsterdam many, many times (actually closer to our house than London is) and we have a very convenient overnight ferry that departs only 5 miles away from us. Just w…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Your gaff LuDux?

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What are you listening to now?
So, our zero centigrade is your 32 Farenheit. So you are bumping along around zero. How cold has it got there? Here, in the bosom of North East Essex, cold would be -2 Cent. I think the coldest we have seen it here is -8 Cent, poss -10 overnight. Ra…

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Sexy Women
Always though Strict Nachine was about a vibrator. The buzzing noise could be thought of White Noise so just read the lyrics and think about this possible interpretation. I know Ali has said its about something else but hardly going to say, 'oh…

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Well, Mary Whitehouse was a self appointed guardian of the nations morals back in the 70's S. She campaigned for people like me to be censored and locked up for our persistent sexism and for the eradication of smut and pornography. I bet she wa…

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The Sex Ed Thread
Is there a two headed Llama position? Somehow you push me/pull you?

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Master of Ceremonies - (Cough)" The honourable Lady Katherine and Mrs Catherine! " Do we have to kiss your ring at any time?

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What are you listening to now?
Winter! Where you live! (Snigger). It's abominably cold at the moment. How cold does it get? Always been a curious thing to me that a desert can be scorchingly hot during the day, yet bitterly cold at night. My Dad was in North Africa when i…

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He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu, He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell; But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks, And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.

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There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Mr Darcy probably did not come last. He would probably giddiup to his own beat and you would have to grab what you could on the journey!

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
I learned recently that a parent whose surname is Rea, named their son Connor. He’s not going to thank them when he’s older now is he? I also registered one Aston Martin the other day. It would suck for him if he’s not very good at sports and always…

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Not who S, where! Look it up, but don't Dalai about.

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
I’m in....going to print that off and leave it lying around for the Mrs...and if she doesn’t take the hint then I’m off on me own ( unless you want to come Serenity?). Interesting. If Cat is the Mrs, your official title is....?? The other Mrs? ?

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What are you listening to now?
Winter! Where you live! (Snigger).

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Something I saw today. Not a joke, but a good yarn The CEO of a toothpaste factory got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxe…

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Still sex related though right?

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I wouldn't want Tibet on my compliance Kat!

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Reminds me of a joke that involves a cartoon with figures in and around a building which you are told is a cat house/brothel. How do you know the nationality of the figures by where they are on the drawing? Himalayan, he's Russian, he's Fi…

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What are you listening to now?
The show is on the BBC at the moment. Just seen episode 3 of 6. Creepy and psychological thriller with a large gothic overtone in a contemporary setting, with a dash of child abduction/Satanism thrown in. Worth a watch.

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What are you listening to now?
This is the theme music to BBC's spooky Requiem. Called Aigra, it is written by Dominik Scherrer and Natash Khan. That's Natash singing. https://soundcloud.com/crimsonnoise/requiem-ost-aigra-main-themeds-nk

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If you were smuggling Llamas out of Nepal Kat, I don't think you would Everest.

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Conspiracy Theories
Banning protests in term time? Well, if American kids are anything like us when we were at school, we always did everything the authorities told us to. ( Yeah, right). I think the Dinosaurs in the USA that think they can continue to boss these kids…

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