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Urban_Tribesman

What are you listening to now?
We stood on that corner, in Winslow Arizona on one of our trips to Iuv's home state. It's a must do. Read the comments on this. About 5 down is one that says 'I may only be 18, but I know your music is better than the trash of today.…

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Conspiracy Theories
No, heartfelt I think WW. For too long, your country has been in thrall of the gun. Some of the most crappy excuses imaginable are used to justify gun ownership. 'All my neighbours have one' 'Black gangs have them' 'the Poli…

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Until recently Iuv, everybody smoked in their cars. Nothing like sitting in your own cancer greenhouse. Air freshener is a breath of fresh air (see what I did there?) Never smoked by the way. ( well, an odd one for a few months in my very early 20&#…

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Looks like it could be in Lama Glama (Llama) country though.

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Uh oh, you're in trouble (depending on Kat's mood).

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
As it was on ITV, I assume it is on catchup Kat.

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Too scientific for you Kat?

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Sexy Women
Keep up Boyo. And remember to wear your wellies. Somewhere to put the sheeps' back legs!

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Will make that trip back to Arizona one day Iuv, I promise!

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That's what Grinder is for! Anyway, I'm not for Iuv. I have yet to perfect the art of breathing with my face in a pillow.

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Stewie obviously!

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Remember that Mrs T did a painting called Taxa? Well, this is the Taxonomic classification of the Llama. It's a gift to this thread that the official species designation is Lama Glama! Root (no rank) Eukaryota (domain) Metazoa (kingdo…

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Urban Tribesmen... we need to have a serious chat if that's your way of thinking! :)] Yeah. We will come back to you for a quote when you've had (cough) years of marriage.

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I like Iuv, but only as a friend! I think he likes it a bit rough ( and a bit more masculine) than I could give!

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Sexy Women
CZJ. Hot stuff as long as she doesn't say anything. Then it's all a bit from the Vah Lees and the spell is broken. (Grabs hard hat and retires under a stout table).

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I'm not sure if I can pull that off Kat !

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Relieved yourself? The smut just goes on and on =))

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Was that a Drag joke KR? Hope you will be watching Cham this arvo or at least recording.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Chamonix Aspen news! Cham and friends are appearing tomorrow on Tenable, presented by Warwick Davis, ITV at 3.00pm Link to a tweet I sent out. Cham is in the Bardot Gold Lamé top. What a cracking bunch of girls! https://twitter.com/changeling_1/…

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
What a Llama drama https://goo.gl/images/FkLmS8

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Recent and upcoming gigs
We are big on the NHS in our family Serenity. I did many years in the NHS, as has my Sister and so with Mrs UT. My best friend (Mrs Appy61) has also done nearly 30 years in the NHS. It's a fabulous place to work, very rewarding, just this fucki…

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Getting what? You forget, I'm happily married. Sex is a thing for teenagers!

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I hear it's all in the hand technique if you want to culminate with a satisfying froth.

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Any live 2017 shows?
There were a couple popped up late last year from festivals I believe but I did make up this video playlist on YouTube of an atypical Silver Eye concert Setlist using live video shot on the night, mainly by me across the 6 SE concerts I went to, wit…

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Recent and upcoming gigs
May as well be. Older Sister. I have one a bit older than her, still working as a Nurse in the NHS. She started when she was 16 as a Cadet Nurse, a role long since dropped.

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Cherry! You guys crack me up. Sex, sex, sex!

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
I knew it when Annabel put on that dress!

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Serenity. The sexual innuendo never stops! You just have to look harder.

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Do nut stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball (does it taste of Chicken) Do nut stop me now, If you wanna have a good time, just gimme a call!

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I thought it tasted like Chicken? Aren't we told everything we've never eaten before tastes like Chicken?

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