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I notice no-one questioned native Americans discovering the British Isles before Columbus did. Columbus was born around 1450? The Romans had been gone from Britain for a 1,000 years before he was born. You're joking! No?

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How do you feel today?
You hush, PoGu, or I'll use my mighty pelvic floor muscles to oppress you even more.

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I was thinking that they might use another term to refer to the lore of the British Isles and use the term 'folklore' exclusively for that of Native Americans. Who knows?

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The Native Americans discovered the British Isles long before Columbus did. Don't you watch the Discovery Channel?

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What are you listening to now?
Oh, @stevil! Not listening, but there was nowhere else to put it.

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How do you feel today?
It's all those Kegels you've been doing. And you thought you were just being polite and holding in your wind.

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Eerie! Doesn't folklore claim that efflorescence is the souls of the dead seeping slowly back into the world of the living?

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What are you listening to now?
C'mon! I mean, Xanadu? Seriously, best musical ... never!

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Grande Dame Guignol
Oh, @stevil! You'll just die...darling!

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Shiny and warm...mmmm. My classy stepfather pulled me aside when I brought a Black girl home. His words of wisdom: "Well, they're all pink on the inside." Anyhow, I'm still hoping for a Giallo style ending. Sorry, cookiee!

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"They're coming to get you, Barbara" Barbie?

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It's not pink.

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How do you feel today?
Men aren't taught sex is wrong. What?!

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How do you feel today?
Can't help it? Bullshit! What? Are you ten? Google Conner Habib. No, not his porn, but his writing about porn and sex and stuff.

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How do you feel today?
Catholic much?

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cinderelly cinderelly....
How's about Shirahime or Yuki Onna?

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Blob forbid I should want Cookiee to have some excitement and adventure in his life! A little spookiness could never hurt either.

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I hope it's the entrance to a disused torture chamber, or one of the seven doors of death.

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cinderelly cinderelly....
A fairy tale for the new millennium.

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cinderelly cinderelly....
This might be my favorite childhood story; though, it might not quite fit your idea of a fairy tale. http://www.mainlesson.com/display.php?author=richards&book=windows&story=golden Late at night, with all of us huddled in their giant king-…

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cinderelly cinderelly....
Also, the Three Wishes is a story with many versions. It was the basis for WW Jacobs's Monkey's Paw. http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/meft/meft23.htm I've heard it told with a wood fairy, Zeus, a witch... I used to use it for dif…

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cinderelly cinderelly....
On road trips, my grandparents used to play an old narrated version on their 8-track player. I think it matched up to the 1950s marionette short film. It even had some of the songs from Humperdinck's opera.

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Sexy Women
...and the Winner is?!?! Whoever is at the farthest possible point on the planet from this monstrosity of an exhibition.

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What's The Weather Like?
Today, I had to remove my longjohns and wool socks.

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Check Twitter for Alison updates
Dude, you can't even manage to get a pack of postcards.

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I suppose I'll add showing up to movies after the trailers to my list. Thanks for the reminder.

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I'm simply pretending that neither the book nor the movie exist. Come February 14, I'll be avoiding the television, walking away from numerous conversations, and wearing noise-canceling headphones in public.

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RAAAAAAAVE!!!!
YES!

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@Ponygurl @Sartori Let's not get caught in the bramble of misunderstanding.

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That's not a particularly unusual fetish, PoGu. I mean, check out craigslist any day of the week.

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