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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Hey, it is!

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
I hope that's just a first episode of a long running story.

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*Poetry*
Well, it's never plagiarism if you quote your sources, its research! I've liked limericks for many years now. I had a family friend called Eric, 40 years older than me, a very wise man. He also loved limericks and introduced me to a lot o…

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*Poetry*
I'm not Magpieing Kat. I quoted the book to show that the Limerick is a valid and respected verse form, and is generall risqué in its content. The book has a whole front section on the development of the Limerick as a verse form. It's been…

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Recent and upcoming gigs
I went to the Theatre last night. I went to the Hammersmith Lyric to see the last night of Jubilee, which is based on the 1978 punk film of the same name, written and directed by Derek Jarnan and starring my old pal Toyah Willcox; both in the origin…

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Happy International Women's Day!
Right then...I need to get me a 43 year old bloke. With his own teeth. A full head of hair. No kids. No crazy ex wife hiding in the loft. No weird fetishes. Must be able to eat salad and cheese. And to be able to use cutlery in the right order. :)) …

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Mothers Day
Yeah, first Mothers Day without my Mum this year. Mrs UT still has both her parents but I'm an orphan! :(( I'm cool though. She had a very good innings and kept her intellect right to the end ( if not her mobility). Thanks for the flower…

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He's the only one that can change the names on discussion categories. And he's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

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*Poetry*
Finally ( for now) I met a lewd nude in Bermuda Who thought she was shrewd; (I was shrewder) She thought it quite crude To be wooed in the nude; I pursued her, subdued her, then screwed her. All the above are from 'The Lure of the Limerick, A…

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*Poetry*
To whit There was a young fellow called Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would seldom do better than t h …

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*Poetry*
We must always rememberThe limericks furtive and mean;You must keep it in close quarantine,Or it sneaks to the slumsAnd promptly becomesDisorderly, drunk and obscene.

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*Poetry*
Then there are those metaphysical and built on the Berkleyan idea that things exist only when there is an observer to perceive them. There once was a man who said 'God Must think it exceeedingly odd If he finds that this tree Continues to be W…

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*Poetry*
The Limerick is not always about body parts, virgins and sex (well, nearly always but not exclusively). It can be intellectual too. 'Tis a favourite hobby of mine A new value to Pi to assign I would fix it at 3 As it's simpler you see Than…

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*Poetry*
Kat. You can't have more than 9 syllables in lines 1,2 and 5. There once was an old man from Ghent Whose penis was so long it bent To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming he went.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Cigars are bad for your health and Port ( lovely though it is) will give you gout! How about a nice Gin and Tonic?

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The Picture Gallery
So you were very young when you made your foray into Tammy. Bit like Top Man.

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*Poetry*
No, he is from Ghent in Belgium.

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The Picture Gallery
I'm confused Sen. Your timeline wanders all over the place. Depending on when in the 90's for that Tammy jumper you are talking about, you would have to be getting on for 40. ?

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
"Double dollops of titillation" It drips from your tounge with such ease Kat. Are you sure you bat for the girls?

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*Poetry*
Don't dis the Limerick. It's a valid form of poetry and many, many books have been dedicated to it as a verse form. Just seems to lend itself to pithy comment and rude content. Remember the old man from Ghent?

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*Poetry*
Oh, gosh, OK. (Blushes) There was a young lady from Bude Who did all her best work in the nude She went on the game Achieving great fame For her sexual acts that were lewd In public schools it's the norm To find her at work in the dorm Endors…

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Yeah, I've seen it and have a DVD copy. It's a great film. Quite deep but clever and beautifully filmed. It has Hugo Weaving as the main protagonist. He was agent Smith in the Matrix trilogy. It is set in a dystopian future but does paral…

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*Poetry*
Do you want my three stanza Limerick? It's a bit racy!

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Mental Health Trust joke. 1 in 4 people will suffer from a mental illness in their lifetime ( true fact) Gather 3 friends. If they all seem alright, it's you !

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Something Kat Robin has written or a book. Spill KR!

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*Poetry*
Here's a poem I wrote back in 2014 for a friend. It's called Hitler's Penis. I may rewrite and title it Trump's Penis as the jist is very much the same. I do a mean line in rude limericks as well ! When Nazis rise to salute Re…

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Snow
If any bloke tells you how many inches you’re going to get he should be slapped with a ruler. 12 inches?

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The Picture Gallery
Well, some time ago, I posted this on the forum showing a guy who had had a dragon tattoo on his old chap. Not just a little tat, but a full, all over inking. For those of a nervous disposition, look away now !

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The Picture Gallery
100. :-w Urban Tribesman must try harder.

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Pets at Play
Miss Whiplash?

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